Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Toontown... Full Of Durranged Lunitics...?



I said it once and I wasn't kidding. Toontown is full of durranged lunitics who belong in mental assylums. Wait I lied.. that's just me I'm talking about. *grabs carrot and stares at pointy edge.*

All people do on Toontown is run around screaming, "LET'S FIGHT THE VP." "LET'S TAKE OVER A COG BUILDING."

What do I run around screaming? "SCREW YOU ALL."

Don't underestimate the stuff that goes on around Toontown. It looks like this little kids game then BAM. "Push Off." Which fo course. Sounds wrong on so many levels what-so-ever.

Kids game? You be the judge.

~ADMIRE MRS. DAWNDUST.~

Toontown... A Little Screwed...?


For one, walking down the streets of Toontown is fun. Looking down at whatthe cogs say can really make your day. Just yesterday I was walking at oh... 10:00 or so... and I look down.
PUSH OFF.
Made. My. Freaking. Day.
Remember the story that I told you about the gates of awkwardland? IT CONTINUES... (Made by me, texting around midnight to alter...) *CAUTION. Not for peoples under 13. LOL*
Dragonflame;; BUT WHY?
Me;; BECAUSE I SAID SO. *points to Limited Too/Justice. THE GIRLY STORE*
Dragonflame;; OH MY GOD! THAT STORE IS P*RNY.
Me;; TO HELLLL. Look its Rick Astley.
DF;; OHMYGAWD!
Me;; YOU KNOW THE RULES...
Rick Astley;; ...AND SO DO I!!
DF;; THIS IS YOUTUBE LIVE!!
Me;; What was your first clue? The fat people falling off of the eifle tower in slowmotion?
DF;; RICK ASTLEY WILL MAKE HIS ULTIMATE COMEBACK... PEOPLE WILL BE GETTING ARRESTED FOR SAYING 'THATS WHUT SHE SAID'... ACHMED WILL BE 'KEELING' PEOPLE!! AND YOU DON'T CARE.
Me;; All I care is that you just go back to Hell. SACRIFICIAL BURNING!
DF;; OH NO!!
*Rick Astley drags Dragonflame away*
Me;; Now... who wants a smoothie.
*Green Day, Alter, and NINJA arrive*
Me;; I love you karma.
*Green Day walks up to DF*
Green Day;; DIE PEDOPHILE *smack*
To be continued.
Best story ever? I think so.
~LOVE MRS. DAWNDUST~

Monday, April 5, 2010

Eh... WHERE THE FRAPPE HAS OLIVIA BEEN?


Ok, if you haven't figured out WHERE THE FRAPPE I've been. You're pretty stupid. TOONTOWN. For theeven stupider.

Have I quit Wiz? HALLLLL NO.

Is Samuel's music getting annoying? YES. I'm like. *Click Green Day* *Skips to Ke$ha* EFF YOU!

Recently. I found out where Samantha has gotten herself. Samantha WaterCaster. Samuel, she's going to kill you. Nuff' said. And congratz on a normal wedding.
Flashback; RAPERAPERAPE *KILLS PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED*
Me: SCREW YOU ALL!!!

Just so you know. Spending time with Alter and Markumz on Toontown is SO better then you wiz people. We love it there.

Samuel and I have jsut recently figured out that we aren't normal people. We're awkward.
AWKWARDLAND OF GREEN DAY REBELS! Population: 4.

*Dragonflame walks up to the gates*
Him; Can I come in?
Me; No.
Him; But where do I go now?
Me; TO HELLLL.

Good luck getting in.

Easter;; What did I get? 2 Green Day CD's. I memorized half of the songs on them each. I win.

As my cat is laying on me, I blog and will update you everyday. BECAUSE I'M INSPIREDED.

Remember to admire Mrs. DawnDust.