Ducess, Fool!

I realized this sap crap gets you nowhere. I'm single, and my best friend is still Gaby and Alter . I still play Toontown, I maxed everything and have 105 laff.

Yeah, I get lonely. but heckk, Facebook occupies me. I might delete most of my blog posts, bbecause they're sappy.

Ducess, fools . ( :

Life is like a lie...

Things got complicated. I realized Ethan was gay and I don't love him. I realized theres someone else for me, but words are concealed. I miss alter . and I feel sorrow. I wish I wasn't so lonely. but I'm being eaten alive by the life full of lies.

Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, having fun.

Toontown... Full Of Durranged Lunitics...?

I said it once and I wasn't kidding. Toontown is full of durranged lunitics who belong in mental assylums. Wait I lied.. that's just me I'm talking about. *grabs carrot and stares at pointy edge.*

All people do on Toontown is run around screaming, "LET'S FIGHT THE VP." "LET'S TAKE OVER A COG BUILDING."

What do I run around screaming? "SCREW YOU ALL."

Don't underestimate the stuff that goes on around Toontown. It looks like this little kids game then BAM. "Push Off." Which fo course. Sounds wrong on so many levels what-so-ever.

Kids game? You be the judge.

~ADMIRE MRS. DAWNDUST.~

Toontown... A Little Screwed...?

For one, walking down the streets of Toontown is fun. Looking down at whatthe cogs say can really make your day. Just yesterday I was walking at oh... 10:00 or so... and I look down.

PUSH OFF.

Made. My. Freaking. Day.

Remember the story that I told you about the gates of awkwardland? IT CONTINUES... (Made by me, texting around midnight to alter...) *CAUTION. Not for peoples under 13. LOL*

Dragonflame;; BUT WHY?

Me;; BECAUSE I SAID SO. *points to Limited Too/Justice. THE GIRLY STORE*

Dragonflame;; OH MY GOD! THAT STORE IS P*RNY.

Me;; TO HELLLL. Look its Rick Astley.

DF;; OHMYGAWD!

Me;; YOU KNOW THE RULES...

Rick Astley;; ...AND SO DO I!!

DF;; THIS IS YOUTUBE LIVE!!

Me;; What was your first clue? The fat people falling off of the eifle tower in slowmotion?

DF;; RICK ASTLEY WILL MAKE HIS ULTIMATE COMEBACK... PEOPLE WILL BE GETTING ARRESTED FOR SAYING 'THATS WHUT SHE SAID'... ACHMED WILL BE 'KEELING' PEOPLE!! AND YOU DON'T CARE.

Me;; All I care is that you just go back to Hell. SACRIFICIAL BURNING!

DF;; OH NO!!

*Rick Astley drags Dragonflame away*

Me;; Now... who wants a smoothie.

*Green Day, Alter, and NINJA arrive*

Me;; I love you karma.

*Green Day walks up to DF*

Green Day;; DIE PEDOPHILE *smack*

To be continued.

Best story ever? I think so.

~LOVE MRS. DAWNDUST~

Eh... WHERE THE FRAPPE HAS OLIVIA BEEN?

Ok, if you haven't figured out WHERE THE FRAPPE I've been. You're pretty stupid. TOONTOWN. For theeven stupider.

Have I quit Wiz? HALLLLL NO.

Is Samuel's music getting annoying? YES. I'm like. *Click Green Day* *Skips to Ke$ha* EFF YOU!

Recently. I found out where Samantha has gotten herself. Samantha WaterCaster. Samuel, she's going to kill you. Nuff' said. And congratz on a normal wedding.
Flashback; RAPERAPERAPE *KILLS PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED*
Me: SCREW YOU ALL!!!

Just so you know. Spending time with Alter and Markumz on Toontown is SO better then you wiz people. We love it there.

Samuel and I have jsut recently figured out that we aren't normal people. We're awkward.
AWKWARDLAND OF GREEN DAY REBELS! Population: 4.

*Dragonflame walks up to the gates*
Him; Can I come in?
Me; No.
Him; But where do I go now?
Me; TO HELLLL.

Good luck getting in.

Easter;; What did I get? 2 Green Day CD's. I memorized half of the songs on them each. I win.

As my cat is laying on me, I blog and will update you everyday. BECAUSE I'M INSPIREDED.

Remember to admire Mrs. DawnDust.

A wizard in a toon disguise?... or a toon in a wizard disguise...?

As you might have figured out... Alter and I are on wiz breaks. At least... I am. Alter has quit, and I'm not canceling my sub in my life. YOU'RE WELCOME, MARK,

Toontown turned out to be less stressful than wiz. Alter and I really aren't looking forward to you guys coming over and bugging us. The moral should be;; STAY OFF MY LAWN *bleeeeeep*

We'd like to appoligise for that moment of awkward. Please stay with us.

So let the hunt be on. CAN YOU FIND ALTER AND I?

Queen Cuddles and Faryn. Epic.

Love is in the air. And an Alter Egos shouting...

Isn't it beautiful. Look. There's Sam. And my Alter Ego Hexerz. And my Hun, Markumz. While in group chat, since we were pvping. Like my Balance? She's hot. And my 90k gold tiger. And my screaming of, "MASSSSS MURDERRR *CHAINSAWWW* Heh... I was watching What The Buck Show..

Life hasn't changed at all. I'm still hot. Hexerz still looks like PB&J. Mark is still my hun. And you should probably check out my other blog, and the blog I follow written by Hexerz. "The Divided Lives".

At the moment, I'm pvping with Alter Ego~ Fun life, huh?